How To Clean Your Computer, Cameroonian-Style.
Step 1: Leave your computer on the floor.
Step 2: Allow ants to enter your computer at their leisure during the day as you go about your business.
Step 3: Sit back and marvel later that evening as the small creatures exit your computer as it slowly heats up to unbearable temperatures for humans (not to mention ants) and watch as they bring out food from under your keys that had been long forgotten.
Step 4: Rinse and repeat as necessary or purchase furniture so that you don't end up sharing your bed with the hired help.
Step 1: Leave your computer on the floor.
Step 2: Allow ants to enter your computer at their leisure during the day as you go about your business.
Step 3: Sit back and marvel later that evening as the small creatures exit your computer as it slowly heats up to unbearable temperatures for humans (not to mention ants) and watch as they bring out food from under your keys that had been long forgotten.
Step 4: Rinse and repeat as necessary or purchase furniture so that you don't end up sharing your bed with the hired help.
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Also, does the title mean "Happy Birthday to the Sheep"?
ReplyDeletehaha, oh love. It's a Muslim holiday (and they canceled Catholic University in Bertoua today too!) that celebrates the indisputable fact that god, in all her wisdom, sent a sheep so that Abraham wouldn't have to kill his son. I was invited to a friend of a friend's house for the celebration.
ReplyDeleteInteresting side note: the purpose of the celebration is to kill and eat a sheep to commemorate the event, but mutton is pretty expensive here so the way it works is that wealthier Muslims will kill a sheep and split it into three parts. The first part they keep for their family, the second part they feed to the guests that they invited to their house, and the third they give to a poorer neighbor (as zakat) so that they can celebrate too! I partook of the third third today. I think there is still some in my teeth.